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driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
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piano
people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused
Yes. No one that plays piano will know what this means. Absolutely no one has heard of any phrase starting with “she wants the.” We are all hopelessly lost, and no one but you, you magical piano players, can unlock the riddle for us of “she wants the.” What does she want???? I don’t know, I don’t play the piano. And I never will know. Because piano players are the only ones that know the answer to this joke.
The SASS!
(Source: florel, via awkwardtransgirl)
